Mate Bors

Black

April 9, 2006

My faith in the FPS genre was, to be quite honest, dying. [i]Far Cry: Instincts[/i] was rather disappointing, and [i]King Kong[/i] wasn’t mind-blowing either. Criterion, the makers of the ever awesome [i]Burnout[/i] series, have decided to do something different, yet equally awesome; [i]Black[/i]. [i]Black[/i] is an FPS of a kind that you never played before, and my God, it rocks.

The PS2 does not have as many (quality) first person shooters as on the Xbox, so naturally I was eager to pick this baby up. Just before I start the review, remember this: do not compare [i]Black[/i] with games such as [i]Half Life 2[/i], as it is stupid (they are totally different), and you will be disappointed.

“100% action, 100% of the time” is [i]Black[/i]’s motto. Is it true? Most definitely. A minute won’t pass (unless you are screwing around) without some adrenaline pumping gun fights, and explosions. What makes [i]Black[/i] stand out from the many mediocre FPS games, is the destructible environments. Seriously, you can destroy almost anything, be it cars, parts of buildings, and sometimes even whole buildings.

I don’t know what people were saying when they said the AI is poor. On the contrary, the AI is rather intelligent. They work in groups to kill you, try to ambush you, and take cover. This adds to the intensity in [i]Black[/i].

The graphics are simply amazing, and they seem to push the PS2 to its limits. Everything looks almost next-gen, and effects such as explosions are probably the best in any game I have played. Characters look pretty good too, although I never really had time to actually check them out, as I was busy gunning them down.

The audio, in every aspect is top notch. The music is fantastic; it totally suits the mood of the game, and the levels. The sound of weapons are superb as well, they greatly reminded me of the excellent weapons in [i]Killzone[/i]. If you can, hook the machine up to a surround sound system and turn it way up to get the most of the experience. Even if you can’t do that, you’ll find it pretty tense when five guys with MP5’s are trying to gun you down, yet you are trying to do the same, and meanwhile blowing up everything you see, hoping that some of those explosions will obliterate your enemies.

The story revolves around a man called Sgt. Keller, who happens to be the person you play as. The game is just a lot of flashbacks, as Sgt. Keller is being interrogated by a very unsympathetic fellow. Keller tells this man what he has done, and why. There are cut scenes (with real people) before every mission. These cut scenes have been very well done, and are a nice change from what we usually get. The ending is very open ended, and a sequel to next-gen systems is inevitable. Can you imagine this? Blow up entire buildings and houses if you wish. Just thinking of it will make people wet their pants, and knowing Criterion, it isn’t unlikely at all.

There is plenty to do, and plenty to come back for in [i]Black[/i]. I suggest playing on Normal, because it makes the game challenging, but not too hard. After beating it (about 10 hours), you will unlock “silver weapons”. Silver weapons are, well, silver and contain unlimited ammunition. I’m sure this is a plain calling for people to come back, and I simply can’t deny this invitation. With weapons such as the magnum, this will come very handy. Beating hard unlocks [i]Black[/i] Ops difficulty, and once you beat that (good luck), you get the mother of all weapons: the silver M16 A2 on all difficulties. If you are persistent enough, you will love to get this, and it will make your gaming experience a lot more fun. There are sometimes different routes, with hidden weapons and secondary objectives, which are worth trying to get and go back

I have to say, it is rather disappointing that there is no multiplayer what-so-ever. Even if not including online, co-op would have been nice. Oh well, maybe next time. Until then, you probably have the best single player FPS around.

Criterion has made yet another mind blowing game. To think that something like this will be attacking next generation consoles, I am excited already. [i]Black[/i] may be a busty blonde, but it is a busty blonde worth a few rides before dumping, and when you play this you will realize that I am right. It is essential to any FPS fan, as it is easily the best FPS on the PS2.

Please allow me to use a quote from the podcast: “The PSP is like a BMW”. I couldn’t agree with it more. When I look and feel and play on my [i]PSP[/i], I feel like I have been sitting and driving in a luxury car, straight from Germany, with expensive clothes made by…ok, you get the idea, right? Right.

The [i]Playstaion Portable[/i] ([i]PSP[/i] from now on), is the multifunctional hand held made by Sony. Multifunctional you say? Well, what are these things?

The ability to play music. You can convert your music files to the format of the [i]PSP[/i], and you can listen to your music on your handheld gaming device! Too bad that the memory stick the [i]PSP[/i] Value Pack is only 32 MB, and is useless for this.

Play movies! Yes, the [i]PSP[/i] is able to play movies. You can play them via the UMD discs (same discs that the [i]PSP[/i] games are on), which you can buy, but some people might be turned off by buying the discs at a higher price than DVDs, and owning them again. But let me tell you guys a secret: you can convert files of movies or whatnot onto the [i]PSP[/i]! But the problem stands as with the music: the basic memory stick is useless.

Look at pictures in amazing quality. The [i]PSP[/i] allows you to put pictures on it, and while looking at them, you will notice that the quality is much better than on most digital cameras, or even TVs. With the 2.00 software, you can put the pictures in the background of your screen (gotta love my Jessica Alba one). There are numerous sites which make backgrounds specifically for the [i]PSP[/i].

You can surf the web with the machine. Amazing isn’t it? Not many people would have thought after, say, the GBA was released that one day you will be surfing the web on a handheld. Well, you can do it and it’s great. All you need is wireless internet, and the 2.00 firmware. You can also play online with online enabled games, and with games such as [i]Socom[/i]: Fireteam Bravo, it is highly recommended.

The [i]PSP[/i] allows you (with certain softwares and low firmware) to play old ROMs and various homebrew applications. The downside of this is, later firmwares disallow this, and these pieces of software can wreck your machine by essentially turning it into a brick (meaning frozen forever).

Now, these were only the “accessories” to the [i]PSP[/i]. But a “Playstation” wouldn’t be called that without playing games.

The graphics are mind-blowing. Imagine playing a PS1, with slightly better graphics in your hand. Yes my friends, the graphics are that amazing, and I am very sure that many people would not have thought of handheld graphics EVER becoming so great. Cutscenes during games and playing movies look sharper than most TV screens.

Forget the outdated sound that we began to get used to on the GBA and its predecessors. The sound there felt like on systems decades old, and it was really time to move on. The [i]PSP[/i] boasts excellent sound, whether in game (with voice acting and real music in the games), or when watching a movie or listening to it.

At launch, the [i]PSP[/i] was criticized due to the lack of (quality) games. Fear not, a year after the launch, the good games are finally pouring in. [i]Metal Gear Acid[/i] (and its upcoming sequel), [i]Splinter Cell[/i], [i]GTA: Liberty City Stories[/i], [i]Socom[/i], [i]Daxter[/i], [i]Syphon Filter[/i], [i]Tekken[/i], [i]Devil May Cry[/i] and many Japanese RPGs as well as tons of other hot titles too. The [i]PSP[/i] is getting a freaking awesome library of games in the very near future.

I don’t have that many complaints about the system, except the low battery life, price, and the size of the memory stick. Let’s look at all of these in order.

When the battery is charged 100%, it will only last you about 5-6 hours. When playing on the highest light screen, and a fast paced game (Ridge Racer, or Burnout), the battery life will be drained even more. I find this rather unacceptable, as the point of a handheld is the ability for hours upon hours, such as when you’re on long car trips. No matter, as later on the battery life will (hopefully) be improved.

250 United States dollars is a lot of money for some people, and they might not be willing to spend that much money on a handheld. If you can afford it, then it will be a really valuable purchase, and if you don’t feel like playing a game, you can listen to music and watch videos and pictures, as well as surf the web on the machine. In my not-so-humble opinion, that 250 bucks is well worth it.

While it was really generous of Sony to include a 32 MB memory stick, it is utterly useless if you want to do anything other things than play games (which most people will want to do). So, other than spending the 250 dollars, you might as well pick up a 1 GB stick (or the [i]PSP[/i] Giga Pack, that includes the 1 GB stick, which is cheaper than buying them separately). The last I heard, a 5 GB one is on the way (which will cost a heck load too, as expected). But if you just want to game, then don’t spend more for a stick, as the 32 MB will be sufficient.

The [i]PSP[/i] is an excellent little machine, despite the above mentioned problems. You can do so many things on it that you could never do, or couldn’t even imagine to do on a handheld, I say the [i]PSP[/i] is a must buy for anyone. If you don’t feel like gaming, then there are tons of features with the system, so you will never be bored. Trust me, it will be a $250 well spent.

Better late then never I say! I owned a few original (and used) Gameboy Advances over the years, but I never really owned a new GBA, or GBA SP. Finally, November 2005, one year after the DS has been released, I got a brand new and awesome crimson GBA Sp. How is it?

The SP is the first full redesign of the GBA. I never really liked how the original looked and it didn’t have a backlight (I know, I am spoiled) so I decided not to get a new one, just used. Years passed and BAM! The new clam shell GBA was out with *gasp* a backlight screen. It was amazing, and it still is.

The top half is the screen, and on the bottom are the A and buttons, as well as the D-pad, start and select buttons. If you want to, you can turn your light on and off. On the shoulder of the clam, is the L and R buttons. But wait, how can I play a game without two analog stick, X, Y, C, D, E and all the other buttons in the alphabet buttons? Well, dear reader, the answer is simple. You won’t need sixty eight different buttons to play a game, these 4 buttons plus D-pads will give you just as much satisfaction and fun gaming as with a bunch of other buttons.

The graphics are old-school, don’t expect anything near the PSP or even the DS. But in my humble opinion, they are just fine. The games don’t require the amazing graphics, since they are about the game play, not about wow! There are sixty polygons in that dude, yo! People can get nostalgic, since the graphics are NES/SNES like, hence the insane amount of ports and rehashes (what a politically incorrect term to use).

The GBA has a lot of excellent titles on it. [i]Pokemon[/i], [i]Final Fantasy[/i], [i]Zelda[/i], [i]Mario[/i] and so on. The games are fairly cheap so you can afford it. Hell, nowadays you could get a brand new system and a game for the price of the Gameboy Micro.

This brings me to my next point: the GBA SP is a much better purchase than the Micro. Why? A) The SP is cheaper (about 30 bucks). B) The Micro is way small, and a lot of people will find it uncomfortable. C) The SP is bigger (but still fits in your pocket no problem), and you won’t lose it as easily and D) the SP’s screen is really hard to scratch, thanks to the clam shell. If you want to play a Nintendo handheld, you are on a budget or just don’t feel like getting a $100+ handheld system, then the GBA SP is the way to go.

The last [i]Need for Speed[/i] game that I enjoyed was [i]Hot Pursuit[/i]; God knows when that came out on the PC. Ever since, I barely touched the following games in the series ([i]Undergrounds[/i] and so on). I tried them, and they just reaffirmed my lack of interest in racers. Then [i]Burnout[/i] showed up, and I absolutely loved it. As I was getting back into the racing genre, I became more and more interested in the upcoming [i]Need for Speed[/i] game, so I decided to pick it up once again.

[i]Need for Speed: Most Wanted[/i] takes us back to the days of [i]Hot Pursuit[/i], leaves a bit from [i]Undergrounds[/i] and mixes in something new. What does this recipe equal? Why of course, success and awesomeness. How does it work?

The story isn’t (well, obviously) [i]Metal Gear[/i]. You are racing against a A

Metal Gear Acid

February 26, 2006

[i]Metal Gear Acid[/i], as you may all know, is not like the [i]Metal Gear[/i] games for other systemsA