Karl Parakenings

I love text adventures. That’s my dad’s fault. He installed Zork, Zork Zero, and Planetfall on our Amiga, and along with The Secret of Monkey Island and Worms, they made up approximately three quarters of grade school. (Planetfall, Floyd in particular, taught me more about characterization and emotional impact than all the English classes I ever attended.) Later, he bought me the old Activision A